Jazz throwing a party for DirecTV customers

DirecTV customers, don’t let your buddies with Comcast, DISH Network, rabbit ears or Jazz tickets for tonight gloat about how they’ll be able to watch the much-anticipated showdown with the Lakers and you won’t.
You can go watch the Jazz game with a few hundred of your closest friends in Sandy.
The Jazz are turning their lemon of a DirecTV deal into lemonade — don’t forget the big bucket of popcorn — for some fans with a promotional party tonight.
Because KJZZ isn’t currently available to DirecTV subscribers, the Larry H. Miller-owned TV station is throwing a basketball-viewing bash at Jordan Commons for a limited number of customers.
There are some limitations and rules:
Only two seats per household will be given.
You have to show your satellite statement.
You’re supposed to reserve your spots online on kjzz.com.
You must call DirecTV at least 1,357 times and tell them “Boler” sent you and demand they kiss-and-makeup with KJZZ before tonight’s tipoff. OK, not really. Uh, I think.
Not only will the game be shown live in the theater at 7 p.m., it will be broadcast in HD. Attendees will also get a free Salt Lake Bees ticket, receive Fanzz apparel specials and be put in a drawing for Jazz tickets.
Jazz dancers will also be there, though I’m not sure if they’ll actually dance during timeouts and throw out Jazz mini-balls and frisbees.
To join the party click here or here or even right………..HERE but not right here, sorry, to pre-register.