One Nugget of nonsense
Congrats, Denver Nuggets guard Ty Lawson, you just made it to my “Dumbest things I’ve heard and seen” file.
While in Salt Lake City for tonight’s game against the Jazz, the NBA player tweeted this Nugget of nonsense at about 11 a.m.:
Lawson: “Only in Utah is where ull find somebody rockin the hitler mustache… Lmao.”
Bwahahahaha!!!!! U get it!? It’s funny – even Lmao funny!!! – cause those wacky people from Utah sure are known for rockin their staches a la Adolph.
Steve Young, Donny Osmond and Orrin Hatch?
They’ve all got one, of course.
All the extras on High School Musical?
Yep, down to every last 15-year-old girl on set.
Heck, even Mrs. Fields and SLC native Roseanne Barr have ‘em.
Better question is: Who in this silly state doesn’t sport a Hitler mustache?
OK, beside David Archuleta, who isn’t old enough to grow facial hair yet?
Oh wait. Try about everybody in Utah EXCEPT for one person seen this morning by clever comedian Ty Lawson – and that one person, I might add, has very bad taste in facial hair grooming style.
Somebody in the Denver PR department needs to help this confused 22-year-old rookie get his ridiculous stereotypes straight, and quick. We’re all Jell-O-gulping polygamists here, not nazis. DUH!
Lawson might “Lmao” all the way to EnergySolutions Arena tonight, but his tweet was absurd and offensive.